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43 of 50 (86%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2021 @ 5:22pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2021 @ 7:06pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 11:13am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 10:53am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 11:13am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 11:13am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 10:19am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2021 @ 1:41pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2021 @ 2:02pm

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 11:38am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2021 @ 9:50am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2021 @ 9:56am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2021 @ 3:42pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 8:26am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2023 @ 7:47pm



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.