Only Dave Infinite can kill me, he's so cool and sexy. I did not mean to challenge him, my speech was not meant to threaten him. My thoughts of him perverted by envy.
He bellowed, "Your whispering sways the weak, but when i speak it roars the seas. Your challenge has been made. Because with a breath ill snap your neck."
This exclamation of fury caused the seas to rise. Falling with great crashes; churning great blue and white waters crashed and echoed a great symphony against the earth and skies. Its crescendo cutting fear into the hearts of all the Gods, forced to take pause and witness. As the waters receded, and the skies shone light, my eyes cast upon a wary sight. I, sputtering and gasping for breath. Alone in spirit but not presence. before me it appeared. A tattered and bruised man. Its gray-blue skin rippled like brackish waters. It exhibited no signs of life, yet lifelessly cast its cold eyes in and through me, an icy blade cutting a frozen swathe through me. Dead eyed, and gurgling, he said unto me, "foo you better skeedaddle forst you get your mf wig split, skin" i excused myself kindly. for these seas are no place for a white boy.