For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to
get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman
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Of course, I reserve the right to make wholly stupid changes to Perl
if I think they improve the language. :-)
-- Larry Wall in <199704251604.JAA27300@wall.org>
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Proposed Additions to the PDP-11 Instruction Set:

BBW Branch Both Ways
BEW Branch Either Way
BBBF Branch on Bit Bucket Full
BH Branch and Hang
BMR Branch Multiple Registers
BOB Branch On Bug
BPO Branch on Power Off
BST Backspace and Stretch Tape
CDS Condense and Destroy System
CLBR Clobber Register
CLBRI Clobber Register Immediately
CM Circulate Memory
CMFRM Come From -- essential for truly structured programming
CPPR Crumple Printer Paper and Rip
CRN Convert to Roman Numerals
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Peter: You all know how observant I am.
TV Announcer: And now back to Star Trek.
Peter: Holy crap. Uhura's black?
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