Oi oi oi... tryna steal my waifu eh? you dont want me to release my demons. You're lucky my sensei taught me to control my anger, I can go from nice guy to scary... In a second.

Let's get one thing VERY clear. I don't avoid conflict because im scared of you. I avoid conflict because im scared of myself. My temper can go from 0 to death row REALLY quick.

MESSAGE TO ALL SEXISTS: Don't bully her, she is worth loving and Worth Getting Everything.

My baka mom cancelled my crunchyroll because I wouldn't move out of her basement. She cant do this... IT'S TORTURE. Living without anime is hell on earth.

Things you should NEVER say to a weeb:
-Anime is a cartoon
-Japan isn't a Utopia
-Your Waifu is too young

Anime isn't just some Japanese cartoon. It taught me how to live damnit!

Doordash just deactivated my account for "causing a shortage". All I did was order a couple of salads damnit! Those friggin bakas.

Sorry my voice is so deep in-game. I just woke up after drinking alcohol at a huge party with only cool adults like me.

I've decided to come out as transracial Japanese. I was born in the wrong body, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! I'm supposed to be Japanese, 'ttebayo! I've seen over 200 animes, so I know I belong in the Utopia we call Japan.

Just a lonely handsome young bachelor on my quest to find my Japanese wife

No Waifu, No Laifu!