WIFE

what are u talking about.

Are u playing hogwarts legacy or does the court order also extend to virtual schools?

I ate ur wife

the eagles losing in the superbowl reminded me of how i really cant defend myself losing you. it hurts twice as much knowing i fumbled a bad ♥♥♥♥♥ like u. my only regret is that i didnt hold on to you while i could. guess ill be under my umbrella alone while i watch you shine bright like a diamond

God, women think guys being awkward is cute? LOOOL Imagine you date an awkward guy and find that cute, and you start laughing. But, when they start having sex, he's like ''🥺 👉 👈 uhm can i go in now? :c'' like bruh it's not funny anymore now is it? God I swear these women go for Giga beta males bro on god on my momma co sign this message bro