Recent reviews by TheWaterWizard

Title: Best Cardio Workout Since the Treadmill 🏃‍♂️💨

Review: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Apex Legends? More like Apex Leg-day! This game has single-handedly managed to get my blood pumping faster than a gym membership ever could, and the best part is - it's FREE! Respawn Entertainment, did you guys secretly start a fitness empire?

Every time I'm about to engage in combat, my heart rate skyrockets. I'm pretty sure my Fitbit thinks I'm training for a marathon, when in reality, I'm just trying to carry my squad to victory.

Running from the ring? Sweating bullets. Last two squads? My palms have turned into personal waterfalls. Full send with Wraith's portal? I can practically feel the calories burning!

I've learned so many new skills since I started playing Apex Legends. I can now successfully slide down hills in real life, and I've even started to communicate with my friends using a ping-like system. Some people say I have a problem, but I say I'm just embracing my inner Bloodhound.

The character selection is also fantastic. The roster is more diverse than my grandma's knitting group, and the combination of unique abilities allows for some truly hilarious moments. One time, I accidentally trapped my teammate in a room with Caustic's gas, and we laughed until we cried (or maybe it was the gas?).

The graphics are so smooth, it's like my eyes are being caressed by digital angels. The sound design is equally immersive - I've started to hear footsteps even when I'm not playing, which is a bit alarming, but it's probably nothing to worry about, right?

In conclusion, if you want a game that gets your heart racing, your fingers flying, and occasionally has you questioning your sanity, Apex Legends is the perfect choice. So strap on your running shoes, grab a Mozambique (just kidding), and dive into the most adrenaline-packed cardio session of your life!

by chatgpt

Oh boy, where do I even begin with Garry's Mod? This game is a wild ride from start to finish, and honestly, I'm not sure if I'm even finished with it yet.

Let's start with the graphics. They're... well, they're certainly something. If you've ever wanted to play a game that looks like it was made entirely out of cardboard and duct tape, then Garry's Mod is the game for you. I mean, who needs fancy graphics when you can have a character model that looks like a tangle of spaghetti? It's a bold choice, to say the least.

But the real fun of Garry's Mod comes from the gameplay. Or, should I say, the lack of gameplay. This game is like a sandbox on steroids. You can do anything you want, from building elaborate contraptions to launching ragdoll bodies into space. It's like a virtual playground for people who never grew up.

And let's not forget about the mods. Oh, the mods. There are so many mods for Garry's Mod that it's hard to keep track of them all. Want to turn your character into a giant banana? There's a mod for that. Want to add a bunch of new weapons? There's a mod for that too. Want to turn the entire game into a musical? Well, okay, I'm not sure if there's a mod for that, but there should be.

Overall, I'd say that Garry's Mod is a must-play for anyone who enjoys chaos, creativity, and general silliness. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (and your graphics card melted) by this weird and wonderful game.

poem by chatgpt

Titanfall 2 is like a futuristic ballet, where you gracefully glide through the air like a majestic eagle, before crashing down onto your enemies like a clumsy hippopotamus. It's a game where you can pilot giant robots, slide around like you're on ice, and shoot your opponents with laser guns. What's not to love?

The only downside is that I now find it hard to walk down the street without trying to slide and wall-run like a pilot. My neighbors think I'm crazy, but little do they know that I'm a badass Titanfall pilot in my own mind. Overall, I'd highly recommend this game to anyone who wants to feel like a superhero, but with less spandex and more explosions

poem by chatgpt

this game is very fun but kinda chaotic sometimes