nooo, this is patrick
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GodSpeed Aug 18, 2023 @ 8:36pm 
sign?
cayduh Sep 14, 2022 @ 2:04pm 
yo mb i was so txoxic rough day i know that dont excuse but no hard feelings
alec May 10, 2022 @ 3:41pm 
my bad we got reverse swept2
Tasty_Cereal Mar 9, 2022 @ 7:00pm 
Absolute unit of an RL player
Chicken Joe Jul 21, 2021 @ 8:10pm 
Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?
Fever May 18, 2021 @ 5:11pm 
After a good game in rocket league, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great RL and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a rl lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.