CRACKCOW MAFIA
CRACKCOW MAFIA
 
 
“I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children” - Mike Tyson
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Lasagna-Infused Nitrous:

Forget about regular nitrous boosts; Garfield Kart Racing takes it to the next level with lasagna-infused speed. That's right, your engine isn't running on gasoline; it's powered by the sheer awesomeness of Garfield's favorite Italian delight. It's like injecting pure cat-inspired adrenaline into your virtual veins.
Obstacle Course of Existential Dread:

This ain't your mama's race track. Garfield Kart Racing isn't just about dodging obstacles; it's a metaphorical journey through the existential dread of a lazy cat's life. Mondays, spiders, and the haunting specter of dieting – navigate through these hurdles while questioning the very purpose of kart racing.
Trash Talk to Shame Shakespeare:

Move over, Shakespeare. Garfield's trash talk game is so on point; it's practically an art form. Get ready for a verbal assault as you race, with Garfield dishing out insults that could make a stand-up comedian jealous. Your opponents won't just lose; they'll need therapy after the verbal beatdown.
Nermal, the Secret Weapon:

Nermal, the seemingly innocent kitten, is the dark horse of Garfield Kart Racing. Choose him as your racer, and witness the chaos unfold. Don't be fooled by his cute appearance; he's a force to be reckoned with, leaving your opponents questioning their life choices.
Jon Arbuckle's Midlife Crisis Drifts:

Jon Arbuckle isn't just racing; he's having a midlife crisis on the track. Watch him unleash drifts so intense they rival the turmoil in his soul. It's a spectacle of existential crisis-meets-hairpin turns, and it's as edgy as a cat's disdain for Mondays. !!!!!
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GRIFFITH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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CRACKCOW MAFIA May 1, 2023 @ 1:58am 
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HtR Aug 28, 2019 @ 5:07pm 
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HtR Aug 15, 2019 @ 8:39pm 
Pop out on a ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥ what the ♥♥♥♥ up?
Gas pack strong as ♥♥♥♥ my blunt be doing push ups
If you 'bout that action tell that ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ buck up
You be talkin hella tough on Twitter, pull the ♥♥♥♥ up
My bust down be shinin' like some glitter but its V-V
Murk a ♥♥♥♥♥ put him on the news, he on TV
I got all this ice cause I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ celebrity
Bust down demon on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' Cuban link
HtR Aug 15, 2019 @ 8:38pm 
Ayy, ayy, I walk around like dat ♥♥♥♥♥, finger on the trigger
If a ♥♥♥♥♥ want some smoke I let this choppa eat his liver (boom!)
I came with that .38, I'm leaving with a body
If he try me, do him sloppy, shootin' out the big body (raah)
I walk around like that ♥♥♥♥♥, finger on the trigger
If a ♥♥♥♥♥ want some smoke I let this choppa eat his liver (boom)
I came with that .38, I'm leavin' with a body
If he try me, do him sloppy, shootin' out the big body, ay (raah)
HtR Apr 15, 2019 @ 1:51am 
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