Riot Games employees have ridden me from my home, but Ryze still speaks to me.


My blue brethern, since my last post I am now getting evicted from my home, these Riot Employees who mask themselves and call themselves police men have forced me out of my home, but fear not, as I still am alive. I escaped through the window, tying all my belongings up in a scroll. I have since broken in a hardware store and grabbed essential supplies, I refreshed my supply of blue lead paint, and have picked up some darker blue to draw runes onto my skin, ever since they toke over my home I have not gained a revelation from Prophet Ryze until today. After I painted runes onto my skin I heard him, He told me how I must cleanse the world of the Riot Employees that walk around spying on us and that poison the air, that I must take them out. I have since supplied myself with the necessary items to preform a ryze combo. I have obtained gasoline, a lighter and a spray can. I have planned my strikes stragetically, I have made my base under a bridge where I plan and sleep. Ryze has given me multiple revelations, I must throw gasoline onto these Riot Employees (E) and spray them down with my lighter and spray can, (Q). Since I have started doing this Ryze has been giving me praise and cheering me on. I But they are catching on, the Riot employees who mask themselves as Policemen are on my trail, I do not know how long I have. My supply of Lead paint is getting low, but I must continue for my prophet, to earn my space and get my prophet buffs.