Drinking on the weekend like usual
Sipping beers with Cleveland like usual
Joe and Quagmire said they passed us, they doing too much
Can't control our actions, we're to turnt up
Man cave in the attic, we got chips and nuts
Lois caught me tripping once, okay so what
Someone hit the light, I'm bout pop in "Us"
Got a house in Quahog, this ♥♥♥♥ to plush
Had to leave work early, had to pick Chris up
Said Herbert the pervert tried to grab his butt
Asked him how'd he get inside the classroom son?
Told me he's a teacher now damn that sucks
Gone off a perc on the couch
Didn't mean to whip out my boobs unannounced
Stewie got a head twice the size of his crib
He be eating good and he don't need a bib
Good thing I only had two! Talkin, kids
Never gonna claim M.E.G god forbid
Man cave in the attic, we got chips with the fun dip
Passing y'all the bowl but don't eat up all the funyuns-
Drinking on the weekend like usual
Sipping beers with Cleveland like usual (like usual)
Joe and Quagmire said they passed us, they doing too much
Can't control our actions, we're to turnt up
Man cave in the attic, we got chips and nuts
Lois caught me tripping once, okay so what
Someone hit the light, I'm bout pop in "Us"
Got a house in Quahog, this ♥♥♥♥ to plush