After a solid game of csgo, I added him because he seemed like a pretty good player and generally a good guy. We started talking, and over the next few months we got tight. Lots of back and forth chatting, good csgo games, and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my friends house for a csgo lan party. He said ofc, so I was stoked to meet him in real life because he was coming.
When he got to my friends house he whispered in my ear that he had to tell me a secret in private. We went into a separate room from the party, and thats when he tripped me and jumped on me while I was on the ground trying to get his pants off. What he didnt realize is that I had boobytrapped the room, and slipping a rope noose over his right foot, the trap went off and he was dangling in the middle of the room with his pants down screaming. Thats when I knocked him out with a solid right hook. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

green FN

Not gonna be active on rocket league tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect you to understand) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get farmed because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless game (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time on rocket league, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)

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signed by aubrey graham

signed by squishy <3