Senaste recensioner av Dwagyner

10 minutes in and have loaded into around 20 games and each and everyone i've played has either has a mic spammer who screams so loud i almost lost my hearing, a modder who teamkills and spawns obstacles which make the game literally unplayable, or just trolls who constantly shove or bodyblock you

your character has constant ragdoll physics on them even when alive and it makes it incredible hard to move like turning corners


absolutely god awful game when not with friends

I paid 90 dollars to look at a stopwatch

EDIT: game is fire I LOVE SPREADING FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY TAKE THAT COMMUNIST BUGS

EDIT 2: thanks sony you really outdid yourself this time

EDIT 3: sony backpedalled HARD lmaooo

this dragons wealth is indeed infinite

postal 4 if it was good

this game got me ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP bruh like damn

I have made billions of yen by pressing square x3 triangle as saejima

majima and deigo are cool too i guess

honestly my ass was sailing around the area for about an hour looking for secrets that would unleash the monster but apparently you just kill him get awesome stuff and then it starts raining candy and marshmallows instead so theres that i guess

awesome little game with friends but please

-tweak the stamina system
-add personal purchasable upgrades like armour so its possible to tank 3-4 hits instead of going down in 1-2 or like a pouch that adds an extra 5th slot
-make it so cosmetic items like suit colours are free and can be changed in the menu or at least permanent if you do purchase them
-add more self defence options than just a flashbang, taser, shovel, and road signs

(my personal opinion is that there should be save options with ship size upgrades so you can REALLY personalize your ship)

why did man erase his name? is he stupid?

I am still reccomending the game but here are some issues I wish they will fix in the future:

1. matchmaking is doggie dookie and a half and it takes eons to que and you cant even play solo on top of that it literally looks like the fortnite battle pass menu, bring a server browser at minimum or better yet a map of new york that looks like the classic payday 2 heist selection map

2. individual weapons now have a progression system like cod or battlefield so you have to spend hours grinding to get attachments only for them to work on one gun

3. no exp for stealth? are you kidding?

4. skills are so confusing now they're basically like perk decks are they are so darn bland like get grit for touching grass and get rush for nailing a hooker in the janitors closet or something idk i already forgot what they were called

5. why can't i open my chat in the lobby to discuss plans or just chat with my crew and why on earth am I forced to leave it when the heist ends cant we just go back to a lobby when we're done to do a new heist and what if i like my team and have to abandon them because of this stupid mechanic

6. no option for melee as a stand alone weapon

7. Weapon stats are no longer displayed as numbers but now by bars so unless you know how to speak stupid white line its literally impossible to truly tell how good your gun is and will now have to resort to "yeah its like roughly two and three quarters accurate"

8. while I do like the addition of being able to carry a bottomless bag of cable ties the hostage system as ive seen so far makes this game so easy like if I die i just get put back in the game after an auto timer so whats the friggin point of a hostage trading thing if we can just wait it out normally and dont have to worry about waiting for the police wave to end so the trade delay will go down. as if delaying the police response by half a minute is gonna do anything in the bigger scheme of things like damn

9. I see people complaining about the fact that you can't sell your guns that you buy and can't play the game offline and that you need a nebula account to play and what i have to say to those individually is that one: thats friggin stupid let us sell our guns, two: thats friggin stupid let us play offline, and three: thats friggin stupid let us play without making an account for another companies stupid website that we'll have to write down a password in our notes app to because we've done this so many times we have to keep track of them or else we'll forget

10. joy is the most excruciatingly annoying and painfully cringey character in the game and the only reason why shes in the game is because they wanted grown ass men who play this game to be able to live out their weird but completely understandable fantasy of being some cutesy gun toting ass kicking anime girl who will go "nya nya gomendesai fufufuf" while standing of a mountain of corpses while covered in blood
also they needed some hacker girl character because whats a bank robber gang without a hacker girl

thank god they didnt try to bring back the old lines where shes like some sort of video game nerd like I was getting revived by her in the 2nd game and she said "they really fragged you my friend" and I cringed so hard I gave myself a full body muscle cramp
pearl looks and sounds pretty badass but baby jesus in a hand basket I hate joy with every fibre of my being and loath the day the thigh high mod gets added into this game

anyway that last bit got a little personal but other than that great game love it keep up the good work overkill/starbreeze I hope to see some changes and good updates in the future