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Ecto

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"Yarr....a pirate, and a girl?" *lifts eyepatch, eyes bulge out, my parrot squarks* "Braaawwwk! Thar she blows!", *I thump my pegleg on the ground like a horny rabbit, the sound of a dock bell being rung as I sway from side to side, my pirate hat lifts a foot off my head, Popeye theme plays, my tongue rolls out to reveal a picture of the jolly roger which proceeds to animate and wolf whistle yarr!!! My parrot knocks me on the head like a woodpecker yar!!* "What ye be doin, polly?" *My parrot grabs me by the collar with one wing and slaps me with the other yarr... I shake my head rapidly, regain my composure, adjust my pirate hat* "Er...ye be lookin beautiful today, matey"

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"Long have these old bones waited in darkness.
How far have you wandered, silent princess?
Why are you here?

This was the valley of men.
Now all that remains are our monuments, stripped of their glories.
Thieving princess, why have you returned?

Those who stole our sacred geometry have forgotten their true selves.
Cursed to walk those monuments are they.
Foolish princess, have you forgotten too?

Long ages lie heavy on old bones in these buried halls.
Sacred geometry was our pride, our downfall.
But forever will our monuments stand in this valley.

How many monuments have you restored? How many still lie ahead?
Forgetful princess confuses past, present and future.
When all sacred geometry is returned, so too shall be your crown."

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