"Autobots, gather around. Today, I wish to speak to you about a weapon unlike any other—a weapon that defies convention, much like we often must in our struggle against the Decepticons. In the world of Team Fortress 2, there exists an instrument of battle known as the Sharpened Volcano Fragment. At first glance, it may seem like a mere joke, a primitive piece of jagged rock fused with molten lava, but I see potential where others see only flaws.

This weapon, though dismissed by many as ineffective, embodies a lesson we must never forget: even the seemingly weakest among us can have a powerful impact. The Sharpened Volcano Fragment sets enemies ablaze with every strike. Its fiery edge, underestimated by many, can turn the tide in the heat of battle, forcing foes to rethink their strategies, to flee from the flames that consume them.

Though it may not be the sharpest blade or the strongest steel, it is a weapon of perseverance. It reminds us that in the face of overwhelming odds, we too can become the unexpected variable that tips the balance. We are the flame that ignites hope when all seems lost.

So, to those who wield the Sharpened Volcano Fragment, I say this: do not be discouraged by the naysayers. You wield more than just a weapon—you wield a symbol of defiance, a reminder that sometimes, the greatest power lies not in perfection, but in the courage to embrace your imperfections. And just as this weapon brings heat to the battlefield, so too must we bring our unyielding spirit to every challenge we face.

Autobots, roll out!"- Optimus Prime comments on the attack on the World Trade Center, circa 2001