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Goteborg, Vastra Gotaland, Sweden 
1 
remember any time when I did not exercise my imagination in daydreams about
women.
-- George Bernard Shaw
🤧
AFPer: We've missed you, did you miss us?
TP: Yes, but I think I have time to reload.
:-)
-- Terry returns to a.f.p. after a temporary absence.
(Terry Pratchett and an AFPer, alt.fan.pratchett)
😴
Quagmire: Hey, maybe we could set Peter up with another lemon snowcone.
Peter: The first one didn't taste like lemon at all. It tasted like... [pauses]
Peter: Oh, you guys are ASSES.
😭
X windows:
You'd better sit down.
Don't laugh. It could be YOUR thesis project.
Why do it right when you can do it wrong?
Live the nightmare.
Our bugs run faster.
When it absolutely, positively HAS to crash overnight.
There ARE no rules.
You'll wish we were kidding.
Everything you never wanted in a window sy