Ahoy skipper Jhonny on the Poop Deck!!
I must say while plundering naval foes, in the midst of bloodshed, your bottle caught my eye and I commanded all crew members to halt and retrieve your message, what a pleasure! I do hope all is well with you too, I shall see you in the coming summer.
Regarrrrrds,

Captain Black. P Beard

Ahoy Smithers Merriweather!

Me crew and I were busy duelin' mighty Krakens of the sea.

Yer first mate,

Fredrick

+rep, somalian

Ahoy,
Are ye there?

Ahoy,
I'd like to apologise for my previous statement, I meant to say Ellington, not Wellington, last time I checked me right hand man aint a bluddy BOOT!

Ahoy there, Frederick Wellington!

'Tis Smithers Merriweather from the decks of the Drunken Sailor Galleon, sendin' ye warm regards and a tankard of grog for yer adventures ashore! May the winds be at yer back and the treasure be plentiful in yer path.

I must say, matey, yer steam profile be as fierce as the roar of a kraken in a storm! Yer prowess be as sharp as a cutlass in the hands of a seasoned buccaneer, and yer presence be as mighty as the thunderous drums of a metal concert on the high seas!

As ye step onto solid ground, may yer swagger be as bold as the pounding of drums in a heavy metal anthem, and may yer spirit be as untamed as the wild waves that crash upon the shore.

Fair winds and following seas to ye, Frederick Wellington! May yer sails be ever full, and may yer adventures be as epic as the greatest ballads sung by pirates and metalheads alike!

Yer loyal mate,

Smithers Merriweather