Recent reviews by Kiryu Kazuma

Best 5 dollars Ive ever spent

This game is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that upon getting stuck on it, stopped playing the yakuza games for 2 years.
enemys block every half second so attacks aren't even satisfying and you often have to result to the same 3 tactics to defeat enemys. Untop of that the story sucks and they treat kiryu like hes an avenger lmao, but some how the substories are worse!!
For example each one will be like "im an old man in debt, beat up the debters for me" and then the guy thanks you and that's it, no substance in the dialogue either. The leveling system is slow and you cant really choose what you unlock. The final cherry ontop they added 2 minigame\substories that re use bosses you've already fought to extend the playtime, one them has you fight them but their texture is replaced with the color grey lmao, and you cannot use heat moves during. The other is a poorly written substory where you apprehend assassins, and they are just random thug models with the fighting styles of mainstory bosses.

play the original re4, it just doesnt have the same charm the original does + its filled with micro transactions that make the game easier

dragon nutz

Only cocaine understands me

no opposing force can catch the arlington.

the cowgworl ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on my elongated wee wee
:(

this was on my computer

only play this if you have the patience of a man in a coma,

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