Hey guys, I’m sorry but I need to rant here. My mom just shut off my WiFi and won’t let me turn it back on.

I’m having serious Fortnite withdrawal and I don’t know if I’ll make it to tomorrow. I’ve been trying to Worm and Floss enough to keep my body from rotting away, but it isn’t enough. Dare I dance the Take The L? Nay, that irony is too risky. It’s been 3 1/2 minutes and I can feel the cusp of death beginning to grasp at my mind.

The only shot I have is my JUUL but I only have 13 pods left. With each puff I feel myself dying a little more, but at least my clouds are fruity af. The sweet sensation with each hit dissipates in my mouth with the bitter taste of orange cream and lemon. How unfortunate that such a euphoria will soon be forgotten by this tongue.

My ears are ringing and my hands shake. My lip quivers and my body shivers. I can barely lift the JUUL to my mouth. Kidney failure is imminent and rigor mortis is setting in before my mind is gone.

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It's GOOD to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QUEER and tell them how AWESOME they are