Yooo click show more. This is a bunch of quotes that have stuck out that my friends have said over the years. Cheers!


Isn't IBUYPOWER another name for pay to win?

- TDudeTheTroll, 2017

Breeding is just forced ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

- TDudeTheTroll, 2018

Moving your eyes is like refreshing

- TDudeTheTroll, 2019

You don't have to text her, just get her number man

- JD, 2018

You look like you want to kill yourself

- Elliot, 2018

That blew my mind, and my ♥♥♥♥

- Freshy, 2018

I am cooked well, you are underdone. Nissan quest my man, nissan

- JD, 2018

Gettin smoked by the ♥♥♥♥, it's like Pearl harbor all over again

- Goblin, 2018

Isn't taking viagra the same as pack-a-punching your ♥♥♥♥?

-TDudeTheTroll, 2019

If George Lopez wanted me to sneeze into his tissues, I would

- Buba, 2019

I hope you trip over an empty pepsi can

- Buba, 2019

Suck my ♥♥♥♥♥ he's 48 mid

- Freshy, 2019

The mango clapped his ass

-TDudeTheTroll, 2019

I am John Frusciante

- TDudeTheTroll, 2019

I'll run you over with my perty John Deere tractor.

- Donnie Wheeler, 2019

He musically blue balled you

- TDudeTheTroll, 2019

I have a large collection of Italians at my disposal

- Aidan, 2019

His parents are Indian as ♥♥♥♥ they would know if he smokes they deal with spice all the time

- Aidan, 2019

They ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suckeld my money like a new born baby being breast fed!

-B, 2020

Flan is nutty sometimes

- TDudeTheTroll, 2020

I didn't drink I drank

- TDudeTheTroll, 2020

I almost went out and bought me an AR tonight

- Bob, 2020

I bet if I traded him a yugioh card he'd let me drink underage

- Luke, 2021

A hotdog is surrounded by hammich, therefore hotdog is hammich

- A very drunk Bob, 2021

I'd stick my ♥♥♥♥ in a deformed toddler after dunking on a retarded kid in gym class

- Foop, 2021

Du Jed I'm Fu Jed

- Another very drunk Bob, 2021

Am I a team player? I just chugged a 40 *pauses* with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Yea I'm a team player.

-John Cena, 2018

Native Americans are just Druids

-Luke, 2023