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The only living animal that comes close to Godzilla in size is the blue whale which measures approximately 30 meters in length and over 100 tons in weight.
Godzilla on the other hand is much larger, coming in at around 274 meters in length, 120 meters in height, and 164,000 tons in weight, over 1000 times heavier than a blue whale.
The average blue whale nuts around 5 gallons or about 18.9 liters of semen in a single ejaculate,
Taking Godzilla's proportions into consideration we can estimate that Godzilla can produce up to 8200 gallons or 31049.3 liters of semen in a single ejaculate which is enough to fill a small residential swimming pool which is approximately 25 feet long, 12 feet wide, and 4 feet deep, meaning you can swim laps in the big Gs semen. I rest my case.
But wait we still need to find out how big his d ick is
if we look at the average length of an iguana which is 2 meters we can estimate that Godzilla has an average penis length of around 6.96 meters (22 feet) which is about the size of a standard mini bus.
Also his penis would weigh approximately 336,576 kilograms considering the average human phallus weighs 0.453 kilograms.
If Godzilla maneuvered his appendage in a circular manner it would have the centripetal acceleration of 174.78 m/s (629.208 kph)
which is faster than the top speed for a maglev train,
this means that Godzilla can dickslap with the immense force of 58,750,215 newtons with a tip speed greater than 378.36 kilometers per hour.
Due to the fact that Godzilla's dickslap is almost 60 million newtons, it would cause an incredible amount of damage to the surrounding environment, and likely cause devastating destruction on a global scale.
The immediate impact of such a dickslap would likely cause a shockwave to radiate outward from the point of impact. This shockwave would be travelling at supersonic speeds and would cause everything in its path to be flattened, including buildings, trees, and people. The extreme air pressure generated by the shockwave alone would be powerful enough to leave serious injuries, especially to anyone within a few miles of the impact point.
Further outwards, the shockwave would trigger seismic activity, causing earthquakes and volcanic eruptions in the surrounding region. The amount of energy released by Godzilla's dickslap would be equivalent to a small nuclear bomb, and the resulting seismic activity could potentially trigger a tsunami if the impact occurred near the ocean.
But how powerful would his cUmsh0t be?
Due to the fact that Godzilla's penis size is 6.96 m, his ejaculate would be much faster and more powerful than the average human's which is 24 mph. The speed of his ejaculate would be around 6,845.6 kilometres per hour (4,250 miles per hour), Assuming that Godzilla's ejaculate is the same density as water, then his ejaculate would have a kinetic energy of approximately 1.2 x 1013 joules. This is equivalent to the energy released by the detonation of around 2.9 kilotons of TNT.
Another reason for my Godzilla is the inevitable king of the monsters.