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Let Neptune strike ye dead, Winslow!

Haaaaark! Hark, Triton! Hark!

Bellow, bid our father, the sea king, rise from the depths, full foul

in his fury, black waves teeming with salt-foam, to smother

this young mouth with pungent slime to choke ye, engorging your organs till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more only when he, crowned in cockle shells with

slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard,

take up his fell, be-finnèd arm — his coral-tined trident

screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet,

bursting ye, a bulging bladder no more,

but a blasted bloody film now — a nothing

for the Harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed

upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of

the dread emperor himself forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea for any stuff or part of Winslow, even

any scantling of your soul, is Winslow no more, but is now itself

the sea.
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Feb 6 @ 11:50pm 
This guy has perfected the title known as "Krunker". Really good job! :leatherneck:
Jotchua Feb 3 @ 11:02pm 
He said something about being blown out. What does that mean?
Jotchua Feb 3 @ 11:01pm 
I overheard a lot of people talking smack about this guy. Usually I don't like when people talk behind someone else's back but in this case this guy sounds messed up!
Jotchua Jan 18 @ 10:30pm 
Did a deep dive on this guy. Turns out he's never gotten all the achievements in a single game. Oh that's so embarrassing
Shygirl Nov 2, 2023 @ 9:35pm 
So Cody just said everyone has a hate boner towards ryan
Shygirl Nov 2, 2023 @ 9:34pm 
Hey whats going on youtube its n kuch gaming here and we are having a good time at bass canyon