客气

+rep most likely a brown person

+rep synaspe admin x.synapse.to

Caught this mans in a game of Fortnite, turns out he lived pretty close to me. I invited him over to chill out and play some games and stuff. He started staring at my cat Ted, like A LOT. At first I didn't think nothing of it, I just thought he wasn't use to seeing one or whatever. I woke up to my cat literally screaming. I noticed it he was in the bathroom and the door was locked. I kicked the door open and then saw something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. This dudes 4 inch erect sledgehammer was buried in the anal cavity of my poor cat. Turns out this guy is a serial cat rapist. wouldn't recommend.

+rep caucasian

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard cokc push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.