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The two oldest professions in the world have been ruined by amateurs.
-- G.B. Shaw
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We should be glad we're living in the time that we are. If any of us had been
born into a more enlightened age, I'm sure we would have immediately been taken
out and shot.
-- Strange de Jim
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The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
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I have never understood this liking for war. It panders to instincts
already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.
-- Alan Bennett
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Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!
All the king's horses,
And all the king's men,
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again!
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I know th'MAMBO!! I have a TWO-TONE CHEMISTRY SET!!
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