+rep I met this guy many years ago. It was a really nice day. The sun was shining and it was perfect temperature for swimming in the sun and having a bbq with friends. Not that it mattered, since i stayed inside my parents dark basement to play games with this guy. Anywas we got to know eachother well, and we talked for many months almost every day. We were inceperable friends, and it was like i have known him my whole life. My computer broke down at one point, and this guy invited me to his house to play on one of his computers. It was a short travel from where i lived, so i went over to him to meet for the first time. I was really looking forward to it, and went on my way. Biggest mistake of my LIFE....

So i came to his place after some hours of traveling, and we set up in his basement and made something to eat. It was really nice to meet him for the first time, and again, it was like we had known eachother forever! Anyways, we went out to his veranda, and had a couple of beers and chilled. Everything seemed to be fine. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and the beer was ice cold like the thickest glacier on the north pole. Right when everything seemed so perfect, the biggest horror of my life happened…

As we were chilling, we started hearing high thuds coming closer and closer. It was like an ogre crushing stones under his feet. The porch started to tremble like an 9.0 Richters scale earthquake. Then it appeared. My friends neighbour, Per. Per stood there right in front of us. The sunny weather turned to pouring rain, the birds turned to bats, and the once before ice cold beer, turned to ashes in my mouth. Ive never smelled or seen something so horrible in my whole life. We both jumped out of our chairs, and started running for the hills. While Per screamed after us «FYFAEN JÆVLA NOOBS!!», with his right hand touching his balls. He did not have the stamina to run after us, so he started shooting us with a nail gun. «BOOM BOOM BOOM», the shots almost hitting us. We finally managed to get away, but i will never forget my friends neighbour, Per. 9/10 would reccomend playing with this guy.