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-rep After a csgo, i added him because he seemed like a guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of decades we became Hamburger. Lots of banter, lots of bad CS and most importantly no friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party (but keep in mind, i dont actually have a house). He said he was coming so i was looking forward to cook something (i dont know how to cook).
When he arrived at my house, he did nothing at all, i felt like an Idiot. I punched him for no apparent reason and then called the Cops on him. Turns out he was non existent (like my House). Don't play CS.

+rep would lose to him again (and get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ brutally)

+rep funny n pro

+rep

+rep GG!