This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, positioning, aerials, shooting, scoring, saving, defending, pace, dribbling, flicking, airdribbling, passing, demolishing, bumping and sportmanship. Other than that, this player is a beast

This guy eats his own boogers. I saw it first hand. Yucky

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