Bengar's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 9:31am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 9:15am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 9:30am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked Jul 10, 2017 @ 10:40am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2017 @ 5:19am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 1:43pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2017 @ 9:44am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked Jun 28, 2017 @ 9:50am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked Jul 11, 2017 @ 5:45am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked Aug 8, 2017 @ 5:53am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 1:33pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked Jun 28, 2017 @ 10:12am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked Jun 29, 2017 @ 12:14pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked Jul 17, 2017 @ 6:40am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked Jun 28, 2017 @ 9:14am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2017 @ 5:28am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked Jun 28, 2017 @ 9:26am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 2:04pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 1:17pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2017 @ 5:46am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2017 @ 11:35am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked Jul 10, 2017 @ 10:33am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 1:24pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 9:30am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked Jun 28, 2017 @ 10:35am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2017 @ 5:42am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2017 @ 11:55am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 2:04pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 9:33am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 1:49pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 9:18am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 9:50am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 10:31am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 1:45pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked Jun 27, 2017 @ 2:53pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked Jul 11, 2017 @ 6:37am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked Jun 28, 2017 @ 9:54am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked Oct 27, 2017 @ 8:59am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 2:43pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

16 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

4 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

13 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

23 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30