Recent reviews by patsofallpats

Pretty fun 3on3 arena fighter than incorperates One Piece elements like Logia fruits, Haki pretty creatively, game feels a lil bit heavy, and some characters feel like ♥♥♥♥ compared to others, and combos are limited, but overall the games presentation is stellar and the music+ stages are very cool. Overall I really like this game, I got all S ranks on all missions on my xbox and bought the game here to 100% it again,
very enjoyable, easy 8/10

Words cannot describe how much fun this game is, the combat system is the best in any dynasty warriors game ever, the character roster is fantatstic, the music is brilliant and i love how in goes in depth with each arc it includes rather than just having 1 stage play everything out, I loved this game so much that on my switch i maxed out every character, got every S rank, got every single coin, and cleared the campaign again with all S ranks on ultra hard difficulty, and I may just do it again

I wanna cry right now because I lost my progress on Huniepop, I didnt just lose my progress on some game, this was my lifes work, my legacy if you will, i will not forget that faithful day I bought this game on a black friday sale, it was love at first sight, I put 20 Hours into this game and almost got 10 dates on Alpha mode, and then dropped the game.
I come back 3 years later only to see it has left me just like i left it, a true tragedy i may never recover from, all those dates all those matches and all those panties are no longer in my possession, I am heart broken, I wanna cry all night before moving on from this tragedy, I need to see the light of a better day now, as monday left me broken,

Games, OKAY,
not great, just kinda fun for a bit
refunded tbh

One Piece Odyssey is not the One Piece games us One Piece fans have been yearning for, but its a welcome addition to the One Piece game line up, the turn based gameplay is honestly a lot of fun and the music is so good it gave me orgasms and the story is really good, you can tell they really cared with these original characters and enemy designs, the graphics are eye candy, they are so nice to look at, whats not nice is the pacing and how the "Past Arcs" are handled, also progression as a whole. It is 2023, auto saving should be a given, but for some reason its not here, Alabasta was far too dragged and felt like it would last forever, and its not like much was happening, for as long as it was it didnt even follow the alabasta story much at all, 70% of the time it was just helping NPCs do ♥♥♥♥, I know the memeory world is suppose to alter these arcs but that only felt apparent for Dressrosa, which was fun to play along with Marineford and Water 7, Marineford shouldve been much longer though, Idk why they put 8 hours of play time onto Alabasta, honestly Skypiea>>>>>>,
Also with how big these zones are, traversing from area to area feels like a chore because of how slow moving is, its a bore. Idk why franky and brook arent movable and why brook wasnt at marineford, but those are just nitpicks ig... overall this games a 8/10, not bad, pretty good. Pirate Warriors negs

classic flash games u may remember, i spent hours replaying bloons tower defense for nostalgia, use to go over my friends house in 3rd grade just so we could find out how to beat all the stages lol

Sonic Frontiers is exactly what SEGA promised, the game makes whatever the series gave us for the past 10 years look like a break fill in, Sonic Frontiers kicks off where games like Unleashed, Secret Rings (Story Wise), Sonic Adventure 1/2 and Heroes left off. The gameplay is addictive as the open world SUCCEEDS at being an open vast environment with lots to do, (unlike 93% of open world games), the progression never feels slow but the game is lengthy, takes roughly 15 hours to beat. The story like said before is great, better than ANYTHING we have gotten in the past like 13 years which is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy. Great game, 9/10 would play again
not a 10/10 cuz the final boss and the cyberspace levels are kinda trash ngl

Game is literal dog water. OK let me be more fair, this is a port of a 2003 point and click game built for old ♥♥♥♥ like Windows 95/XP..... so no this is not a port of the real Finding Nemo game for gamecube, etc. The game itself is just utter ♥♥♥♥, thats the main issue, don't recommend it, only got it from a bundle deal

Sonic Adventure is definintely a sonic game I admire, as unlike most sonic games or maybe all, the stages are for the most part completely consistent, with the exception of Big because of his different playstyle (also ♥♥♥♥ yall big haters), the stages are forgiving and when difficult it feels like t5he difficulty actually comes from the platforming instead of some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ enemy placement or cheap shot bs. Although the levels are simple, they arent linear and "play it safe" like Forces or Colours. They are actually somewhat open, giving you multiple pathways just like how it was in the classics but this time in a 3d enviroment.
One thing i hate is playing through the exact same story and levels but with different playstyles (race,treasure,chase,shooting,fishing). Though after playing heroes I admire there even are other playstyles.
The bugs in this game are definintely apparent and the game loves to show its ripe ass age whenever it can with its awful in game cutscenes, textures, and glitches.... But overall the good outweighs the bad and this is seriously a must buy video game. For as much praise as Super Mario 64 gets, this game tops it in every way shape and form.. so get it now

game scary