You will never be a Skibidi Toilet. You have no rizz, you have no toilet, you have no seat. You are a human twisted by YT Shorts and TikTok into a crude mockery of DaFuqBoom’s perfection.

All the “rizz” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people fanum tax you. Adin Ross is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your Ohio ahh appearance behind closed doors.

Kai Cenat are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of mewing have allowed sigmas to sniff out sussy behavior with incredible efficiency. Even Skibidi Toilets who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a human. Your lack of a Skibidi singing voice is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk cameraman home with you, he’ll flush you the second he gets a whiff of your critical lack of Skibidi rizz.

have an offer for ya, added mate.

EW ITS A NURSE MAIN

erm what the flip, no one told me you had a level 10 gyatt LOLs xD hmu on myanimelist? nice guys like me usually don't reach out like this but I saw you leading a killer to your friends over and over again and I couldn't help myself :3 >.< UwU

PLAY DBD WITH ME

yoooooooooooo nice guy reporting for duty haha 🤤 hmu if you wanna have someone hold your door and actually respects females haha 🤙 hmu?