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OVER BLACK1 1
We hear the dial being pressed on a TELEPHONE. We hear
ringing. The TELEPHONE picks up.
SETH (V.O.)
Sir, we've been trying to contact
you for your car warranty, sir.
FADE IN:
INT. SETH'S HOUSE - BEDROOM - NIGHT2 2
We see SETH in his chair. He is holding back his laughter
JARED (V.O.)
(loud, on the phone)
No you, just- That's not true.
That's not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ true!
INT. JARED'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT3 3
We see JARED holding the PHONE to his ear angrily.
INTERCUT:
SETH
Sir-
JARED
(interrupting)
Okay what kind of car do I have
since you're calling me for my- for
my- for my information? What kind
of car do I have since you've been
trying to contact me about my
warranty?
SETH
I don't know, some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Honda, but that's besides the
point. We've been trying to contact
you about your warran-
JARED
(loud)
Second Draft 2.
Ha ha ha, you thought so! You
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥! Go suck your
mom's ♥♥♥♥ dude. ♥♥♥♥ off. Quit
calling my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phone. There's
nobody here by that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ name,
you piece of ♥♥♥♥, baby raping
little punk! ♥♥♥♥. You. ♥♥♥♥ you!
SETH
You need to take a chill pill, you
know you gotta-
JARED
(interrupting)
♥♥♥♥ off dude!
SETH (CONT’D)
It's good to relax, ya know,
sometimes.
JARED
No ♥♥♥♥ off- you trying to call
people and then scam them out of
their money?! ♥♥♥♥ off dude! You
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥!
SETH
I'm- I'm also
JARED (V.O.)
(interrupting, on the
phone)
♥♥♥♥ you, ♥♥♥♥ you!
SETH (CONT'D)
contacting you about your taxes
JARED
(loud)
You ain't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ contacting me
about my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ taxes! You lying
piece of ♥♥♥♥, dude. You are a
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥, calling
people, trying to scam them out of
their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money
SETH
You have an unpaid fee from
September 17, 2019.
JARED
(loud)
Second Draft 3.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, my
taxes, my car insurance... Dude
you're a piece of ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ you.
♥♥♥♥. You. You don't know who the
♥♥♥♥ Jaxson Buse is, do you?! You
have no clue! Do you?!
SETH
(murmuring)
I don't know, do I?
JARED
How the ♥♥♥♥ did you get my son's
name dude? Huh?
SETH
Facebook.
JARED
How the ♥♥♥♥ did you get my son's
name?!
SETH
Facebook.
JARED
(extremely loud)
FFA-
Seth hangs up the TELEPHONE. He can't hold his laughter in
anymore.