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Doth mine illustrious ears deceiveth me? Does a foul miscreant DARE to sully this radiant basilica of effervescent truth, this peerless plateau of perspicacious propensity perpendicular to philosophical preponderance? Doth mine unrelenting, turgid consciousness ruminate within a miasmic cesspool of nightmarish fantasy?

Nay? Truth springs forth as a veritable maelstrom of avarice, seeking wholeheartedly to crash against the proverbial bedrock of my intellectual acumen and weather it like the oncoming tide? This is, I daresay, a factual certainty? This prepubescent, repugnant dog, this contumacious pup, seeks, with his maligned, gaping muzzle, to sully to the lofty heights of the esoteric scholars of ancient times with his vituperative opprobrium, his ostentatious YAMMERING?

medic:SCOUT!!!!!!!! quit looking at porn we have a flag to capture scout:NO!!!!!!!!! IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

+Rep; assisted me in the capture of Joaquin "El Chapo" Phoenix , also a fellow possessor of the gargantuan nutsack.

Excellent

You can sneeze into my stoned socks wearing feet