So I was chilling playing games, talk to my friends, cerb stomp baby’s, yk the usual. UNTIL I got a message. Ooo my female friend! Was my first reaction, the message read “wanna smash? ;3” ofc I jump out of my bed and got my super smash bros game card and I responded “frick ya!” Not sure why she used “;3” but I didn’t mind. So I went to her house and knocked at her door, I went inside of her house and then her room. When she saw me she was for some reason was… wet? Not sure why but I jump on her bed with my nicktendo (can’t say the word”) but then… she… SHE STARTED TAKING OFF HER CLOTHES FOR SOME REASON! I ran to the bathroom and now she’s banging on the door… what do I do?

Nice to meet you! Hehe, I’ve actually been watching you for a long time already. My name’s Nahida. I might look like a child, but don’t be fooled: I understand this world much better than any grown-up. So… can we trade knowledge? I want to hear all about your travel stories. So, what would you like to know in return?

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HAHA JAJAJA JIJI NOB

-rep playing with cheater

thanks for giving me that 100 pound gift card and lending me the keys to your spare aston martin