Game is game. I cannot lie. you tootsied once again all over my slides. With much reluctance and many regrets, I give to you this one last request. Take my shoes, take my slides, relinquish everything but not my pride.

mad cause i crip walked on ur grandpa's grave

Corn white boy finna get walked down, betta go home white boy!

i've been training with the highest class of crip walkers over the past year in a remote sanctuary in compton, california. my steps are as fluid as water, my rhythm as on beat as a dr dre song. i WILL win once again as I have for the past 2 years. this is my manifest destiny. it's god's will, not mine,

I've practiced for a year straight. It is time you relinquish your golden crown. Crip walking is an art form of the highest degree and i will not let my talents and hard work be squandered for a 3rd time.

*tootsie's all over your slide