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29 of 50 (58%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2019 @ 1:45pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2019 @ 2:18pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2019 @ 4:34pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2019 @ 3:52pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2017 @ 3:54pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2019 @ 11:26am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2022 @ 12:17pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2022 @ 9:53am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2022 @ 9:52am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2022 @ 9:52am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2019 @ 9:47am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2019 @ 2:50pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2017 @ 12:48pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2022 @ 9:53am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2017 @ 1:33pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2019 @ 3:00pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2022 @ 1:52pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2019 @ 2:51pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2022 @ 9:53am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 7:13am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2022 @ 8:37am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2022 @ 8:32am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2019 @ 11:43am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2019 @ 10:26am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2019 @ 2:45pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2019 @ 4:56pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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