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Every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, I wake up and ponder to myself, Why must i wake up just to return to the cavernous dungeon known as Cracker Barrel? Is it to fulfill the needs of my dying and withering body? Do I return just to work for endless riches that I will never see? Why must I wake up on these cold, dark, stormy days just to slave away in this chasm of endless horrors? Why do I continue to suffer just to repeat it again every fortnight? This I do not know. But I do know one thing. The horrors of Cracker Barrel will not stop me from achieving my lifelong dream. My lifelong dream of sailing the seven seas as a master pirate captain, plundering ships and taking precious booty. But everyday I wonder to myself, “Will I achieve my pirate captain dream?” Perchance.
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Mike Dec 1, 2023 @ 2:25am 
last rizzmas i gave u my gyatt 😂❗♨️

but the very next day I got fanum taxed 😟

this year to save me from mewing 🐱

ill give it to someone rizzfull ☺️🎅
Mike Aug 30, 2023 @ 7:56am 
Oh, I'm a Gummy Bear (yes) I'm a Gummy Bear Oh, I'm a yummy, chummy, funny, lucky, Gummy Bear I'm a jelly bear Yes I'm a Gummy Bear Oh I'm a movin', groovin', jammin', singin', Gummy Bear Oh yeah!

[Bridge] Gummy, gummy, gummy, gummy, Gummy Bear Gummy, gummy, gummy, gummy, Gummy Bear Boing day ba duty party Boing day ba duty party Boing day ba duty party party pop Boing day ba duty party Boing day ba duty party Boing day ba duty party party pop

[Chorus] Oh, I'm a Gummy Bear Yes, I'm a Gummy Bear! Oh, I'm a yummy, chummy, funny, lucky, Gummy Bear I'm a jelly bear, 'cuz I'm a Gummy Bear Oh I'm a movin', groovin', jammin', singin', Gummy Bear Oh yeah! Beba bi Duba duba yum yum Beba bi Duba duba yum yum Beba bi Duba duba yum yum Three times you can bite me Beba bi Duba duba yum yum Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Better man Jul 24, 2023 @ 2:12am 
crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and rats make me crazy.
Bolt May 9, 2022 @ 6:08pm 
its me jacob
Billy Jan 16, 2022 @ 1:02pm 
Good Guy.
hannahh4560 Oct 29, 2021 @ 1:35am 
oh yeah