Your false king is dead, bastard. He and all his host were smashed in seven days of battle. I have his magic sword. Tell his red ♥♥♥♥♥.
Your false king's friends are dead. Their heads upon the walls of Winterfell. Come see them, bastard. Your false king lied, and so did you. You told the world you burned the King-Beyond-the-Wall. Instead you sent him to Winterfell to steal my bride from me.

I will have my bride back. If you want Mance Rayder back, come and get him. I have him in a cage for all the north to see, proof of your lies. The cage is cold, but I have made him a warm cloak from the skins of the six ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who came with him to Winterfell.

I want my bride back. I want the false king's queen. I want his daughter and his red witch. I want this wildling princess. I want his little prince, the wildling babe. And I want my Reek. Send them to me, bastard, and I will not trouble you or your black crows. Keep them from me, and I will cut out your bastard's heart and eat it.

Hey, Khary, how you doing there, buddy? Good. So, um, quick thing, real quick, not that quick, kinda serious, not that serious, but kinda serious. This morning, you got me my coffee, like I told you, like I hired you for. Thank you so much, little guy. But not only did you forget the milk, but you also forgot to get a receipt. Yeah. Let’s not do that again, huh? Let’s not not get receipts. Gotta get receipts. It’s a, it’s a business. Alright, so uh, you know, it’s fine, just don’t, I know things slip through your mind ‘cause you don’t, you know, but you’re part of this company, man. You’re a big part. Alright, you’re important. You the coffee man, coffee boy. You a coffee boy! P.S. get a receipt next time or I’ll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fire you

pewdiepie lol

Slow trader, didn't even give me my Ramen noodles

+rep

Aye add me up for the trade pls ~3o