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35 of 35 (100%) achievements earned:
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Car Wash

Complete the first puzzle
Unlocked Apr 14, 2019 @ 7:36am

Returned to the Menu

Clicked the next puzzle button in the first stage
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Something Fishy

Complete the second puzzle
Unlocked Apr 14, 2019 @ 7:36am

Something Fishy Too

Complete the second second puzzle
Unlocked Apr 14, 2019 @ 7:36am

Trying to make Moooves

Complete the cow puzzle
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The Peeper

Pressed against the glass
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Windows Vista

Slowly pressed against the glass
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Steamed Dumplings

Get over here
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Wax On Wacks Off

Hands On
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Just the Tip

What a mouthful
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Complete the final stage

Sticky Eggplant
Unlocked Apr 14, 2019 @ 7:36am

Best Buds

Couchtime
Unlocked Apr 14, 2019 @ 7:36am

Windows is Sex-p

Sushi???
Unlocked Apr 14, 2019 @ 7:36am

Did I Just see that?

Complete the game
Unlocked Apr 14, 2019 @ 7:36am

Back to the Menu

Click *yourself* back to the menu
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Silent but Violent

Turn off the In-Game Music
Unlocked Apr 14, 2019 @ 7:36am

TLDR

Skip the Introduction story
Unlocked Apr 14, 2019 @ 7:36am

Impatient

Skip the story dialogues 20 times
Unlocked Apr 14, 2019 @ 7:36am

Illiterate

Skip the story dialogs 200 times
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Start Over

Start a new game with progress of a least 5 completed puzzles
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Half Way House

Complete 5 Puzzles
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Cheater

Click the hint button 30 times
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Puzzle Master

Complete a puzzle without using the hint button
Unlocked Apr 14, 2019 @ 7:36am

PIXEL DICK

You noticed you have a small dick to play with
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Aroused

Click a tiny dick 5 times
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Erect

Click a tiny dick 10 times
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Strokin'

Click a tiny dick 20 times
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Beater

Click a tiny dick 50 times
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When I think about you I touch myself

Click a tiny dick 100 times
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Rub one out

Click a tiny dick 200 times
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Strong arm

Click a tiny dick 500 times
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Rawhide!

Click a tiny dick 1000 times
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Down to the bone

Click a tiny dick 5000 times
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His power is over 9000!

Click a tiny dick 9001 times
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Master-baiter

Click a tiny dick 10000 times
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