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Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2016 @ 7:31am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2016 @ 10:36am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2016 @ 2:49pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2016 @ 2:44pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2016 @ 12:56pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2019 @ 9:01am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 1:06pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2016 @ 9:04am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2016 @ 3:08am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2016 @ 12:58pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2016 @ 4:16am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2016 @ 4:05am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2016 @ 4:04am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 1:02pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2016 @ 8:55am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2016 @ 5:30am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2016 @ 7:31am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2016 @ 4:04am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2016 @ 4:21am

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2016 @ 2:42am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 8:12am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2016 @ 4:04am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2016 @ 3:15pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 7:53am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 8:05am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2016 @ 5:29am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2016 @ 4:05am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 12:46pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2016 @ 5:49am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2016 @ 5:04am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2016 @ 4:12am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2016 @ 12:56pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2016 @ 4:45am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2016 @ 4:05am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2016 @ 10:51am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2016 @ 2:27pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2016 @ 2:02pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2016 @ 3:02pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2016 @ 12:40pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2016 @ 9:50am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2016 @ 12:41pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2016 @ 7:13am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2016 @ 1:01pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2016 @ 7:50am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2016 @ 5:02am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2016 @ 4:27am



Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.