Report unusual behavior...

Barricade your homes...

Avoid all contact with infected, individuals...

Wait for official instructions. Heh, wait my ass!

Kill all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ queers.

( Ellis racks his Combat Shotgun. )

That's my 'ficial instructions.

( Ellis kicks out the Safe Room door and they open fire on a group of Common queers. Chocolate Helicopter begins to play. )

( Coach punches a queer in the face, knocking it down. Rochelle brings her axe into the face of a Common as Coach walks up to the downed Common. )

Coach: This used to be a nice neighborhood!

( Coach beats the queers face in with the stock of his Chrome Shotgun. )

( Ellis and Nick run along the highway when Ellis is tackled by a brony. Nick turns around.)

Nick: ♥♥♥♥!

( Nick fires. Cut to the downed plane at the crash site. )

Rochelle: What the hell was that?

( A trio of inbred swamp queers notice them and charge. )

Ellis: Hey watch out!

( Cut to Ellis and Rochelle hiding behind a fallen tree. Rochelle hushes Ellis as a furry appears on the other side of the tree. )

Rochelle: Shhh... This is some grim ♥♥♥♥ we've got ourselves into...

( The furry hacks up acid at the camera as the scene cuts to the Survivors fighting in the streets of Ducatel. )

Rochelle: Get back! Get back!

( Coach and Rochelle fire briefly at the horde before the Survivors run away. Ellis is helping Nick walk. Cut to the Survivors climbing a stairwell. )

Coach: ( Panting from exhaustion ) Who the hell...puts an evac station...up thirty flights of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stairs...

Nick: ( Exhausted ) Come on Сoach...maybe the helicopter...maybe it's made of chocolate. ( Chuckles )

( Coach scowls at Nick. )

( The Survivors reach the top of the building. Ellis is calling out. )

Ellis: Hey where is everybody? Helloooo!

( Four helicopters are seen flying away in the distance. )

Rochelle: Ok, this is not happening...

Ellis: Anyone here?

Rochelle: ...This is not happening. This is not happening.

Coach: Aren't they supposed to be saving our asses?

Nick: Looks like there's been a change of plans.

( Cut to jets bombing the embankment to the Louisiana Naval Shipyard, a Pride parade in the French Quarter, and a tractor-trailer being blown into a group of queers on the bridge. )

Rochelle: ( Into a radio ) Stop the bombing run!

( Cut to the Veterans Memorial Bridge collapsing into the river. )

Radio voice: Jesus Christ! That's coming from the bridge!

( Coach is thrown back onto the hood of a squad car as an explosion hits a gas tanker in front of him. Nick rushes over to help him. )

Ellis: ♥♥♥♥!

( Nick looks up in surprise. )

( Ellis is attacked by a redneck self-pleasuring queer in a burning shack. It roars, bursting through the wood, sending him flying. It then picks him up. )

Ellis: It's got me!

( The porn-loving queer pounds him on the ground. He grunts out loud. )

( Cut to Nick followed by a group of queers climbing a roller coaster in Whispering Oaks. Nick is pulled up by Rochelle as a fireball engulfs the queers. )

Rochelle: Hang on!

( Two fursuit queers walk through flames and turn towards the camera. )

( The Survivors run down a hallway to an elevator. Ellis melees a queer officer, but loses his Sniper Rifle to a Common queer that trips with its arms raised, making it fall out of his hands. He makes it inside the elevator, but a social justice warrior grabs him. )

Ellis: Ah, what the hell-OWW!

( Nick grabs onto Ellis, pulling him away from the queers as two Common queers keep the doors open. Coach takes a chainsaw and decapitates the queers and severs the social justice warriors tongue. )

Coach: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Eat that ♥♥♥♥!

( Ellis collapses on the floor and removes the tongue still wrapped around him. His expression of disgust turns to shock as he looks out the glass window, down at a swarm of queers. )

Ellis: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥...

( Coach helps Ellis to his feet as Rochelle hands him a grenade launcher. )

Rochelle: Hey. "Kill all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ queers", right?

( Ellis sheepishly nods, grinning at the grenade launcher. )

( The floor count changes from five to four. Cut to the Survivors on the stage of the Dark Carnival finale fighting a horde. Coach throws a gas can into the fireworks. )

Coach: YEAH!

( Ellis shoots the flying gas can with his Combat Rifle and it explodes above the horde of queers. )

Nick (voiceover): I have not...

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Nick (voiceover): ...come this far...

( Floor count changes from 3 to 2. The Survivors are fighting a White knight on the Veteran's Memorial bridge. )

Nick (voiceover): ...to die now.

( Floor count changes from 2 to L. The doors of the elevator open up. As the Survivors prepare, Coach revs up his chainsaw to fight the queers. )