All right, if you come down right on the top part and smash down with all your weight... you'll break the kid's foot in three places.

What if I get hurt?

That's a good question. Now as long as you hurt the other kid... as bad or worse than he hurts you... you'll have done your job, and I'll be proud of you.

She's talking about my Uncle Donald. Huh.

I didn't even know you had an uncle Donald.

Yeah, yeah, that's my dad's brother. Donald McDonald? Yeah.

Ronald McDonald. Donald McDonald. Wow. Your dad really scored with the name Luther, I guess, huh?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm the suck boy you're looking for. You want my time, you got to pay to spray.

That's my motto.

That and you cannot finish inside me.

- Did you smell her breath?
- Are you kidding me?

It smelled like she was nibbling
on little pieces of ♥♥♥♥.

So, I went into the Puerto Rican part of town, started making fun of their big fat asses and asked them if they were Dominican.

What?! Why-why would you do that?

Well, to be fair, I did start with some stuff that was slightly less offensive, but turns out, they're a very lovely community, so I really had to I had to dig deeper.

Really, really hit 'em where it hurt.

Anyway, they're on their way.

They're on their way?!

Yeah, after what I said, sure, yeah.

I was like, "Um, you guys, why don't you take a break "from your cockfighting and, uh, you know, hop in your rafts and come bring it to a real American?" And then I was like, "Follow me.

[SINGING "MEXICAN HAT DANCE"]

Girl, you silly. They ain't no clowns. What up, fellas?