BUNG's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked Feb 21, 2017 @ 2:10am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked Feb 21, 2017 @ 2:51am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked Feb 20, 2017 @ 11:13am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked Feb 21, 2017 @ 2:23am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked Feb 20, 2017 @ 10:55am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked Feb 21, 2017 @ 2:55am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked Feb 25, 2017 @ 2:15pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked Jul 4, 2017 @ 5:23am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2017 @ 10:22am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked Jul 16, 2017 @ 11:26am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked Jul 25, 2017 @ 12:00pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked Jul 29, 2017 @ 7:18pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked Aug 29, 2023 @ 9:08am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked Feb 21, 2017 @ 3:31am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked Apr 10, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked Jul 29, 2017 @ 6:32pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked Jul 3, 2017 @ 10:05am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked Feb 21, 2017 @ 2:49am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked Jul 12, 2017 @ 9:27am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked Apr 6, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked Jul 1, 2017 @ 11:02am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked Jul 25, 2017 @ 12:02pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 3:55pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked Jul 25, 2017 @ 12:26pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked Jul 29, 2017 @ 6:05pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 11:27am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked Jul 3, 2017 @ 10:11am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked Jul 8, 2017 @ 8:48am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked Feb 23, 2017 @ 10:56am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked Oct 31, 2016 @ 7:30pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked Feb 21, 2017 @ 3:01am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked Feb 21, 2017 @ 3:10am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked Oct 31, 2016 @ 7:19pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked Oct 31, 2016 @ 7:21pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked Feb 21, 2017 @ 2:59am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked Feb 21, 2017 @ 3:00am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked Jul 1, 2017 @ 10:42am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked Apr 19, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 3:53pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked Jul 12, 2017 @ 9:25am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked Jul 29, 2017 @ 7:19pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked Jul 30, 2017 @ 9:07am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked Jul 30, 2017 @ 3:44pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked Jul 31, 2017 @ 6:40am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked Aug 2, 2017 @ 8:39am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked Apr 19, 2019 @ 8:18am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked Jul 30, 2017 @ 4:42pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Unlocked Apr 19, 2023 @ 9:14am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked Aug 2, 2017 @ 8:09am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked Jul 30, 2017 @ 2:29pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked Feb 21, 2017 @ 2:27am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked Feb 25, 2017 @ 2:03pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

15 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

22 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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