a real standup guy

fire mate =)

bonked!

lets do it again

-rep After a good game in cs2, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a cs2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and tried to stop him but he slapped me back so hard every window in the room shattered, turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

3060 lmfao