thanks for lending me your nipple rings. i really appreciate it

a real standup guy

fire mate =)

bonked!

lets do it again

-rep After a good game in cs2, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a cs2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and tried to stop him but he slapped me back so hard every window in the room shattered, turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.