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Every XA player down in XA server loved xmas a lot! But theKitt3n who lived north of XA in Minnesoda did not! The kitt3n hated xmas! Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.It could be perhaps the climate a-changing, ICE raids, or that menace in orange so brash.Or her OnlyFans flop, Dex ghosting her texts, or that no one had knocked on her sash. It could just be her brain just wasn’t right. But, I think the most likely reason may have been her cooter was just two THOUSAND sizes too big. Whatever the reason, the brain or the cooter, she stood there on xmas eve hating the happy XA players. “I must find some way to keep xmas from coming! But how?" Then the kitt3n got a wonderful, awful idea! The kitt3n laughed in her throat. Down the chimneys she slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant she took every present! Pop guns, pampoogas, fedoras, and drums! Checkerboards, bizilbigs, Yeffery’s prized menorah, popcorn, and plums! You’re a mean one Ms. kitt3n.

When the kitt3n took the tree and started to shove it up her cooter, she heard a small sound, like the cue of a dove. She turned around and saw a teenage baseball player, little Korbin Steven. He stared and said “Why are u taking my xmas tree?” But you know that old kitt3n was so sly and so slick, she thought up a lie and thought it up quick. “I am one of your dad’s prostitutes. Now, I’m taking your tree to fix it!” Korbin being Steven’s offspring, required no further explanation, and the kitt3n sent him back to bed with a beer. It was quarter to dawn. “All the XAs down in Walmart server will all cry boo-hoo!” grinned the kitt3n, "that I simply must hear!" She paused. But this sound wasn't sad! Why, this sound sounded glad! Every XA player down in XA server, the HEs, the SHE’s, the SHE-HEs, and the tuna. They were racing! Racing without any presents at all! She hadn't stopped Christmas from coming! It came! Somehow or other, they raced and came just the same!

Maybe Christmas, she thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more. And what happened then? Well, in XA server they say that the kitt3n’s cooter shrunk two THOUSAND sizes that day! And then the true meaning of Christmas came through, And the kitt3n found the vaginal strength of 10thousand surgically enhanced trans women, plus 2! She flopped on her bun and with a grin ear to ear shot the presents out her cooter faster than towlees machine-gun. She shot out their snoofs and their tringlers their dafflers and Yefferys menorah! She shot out their pantookas, lost XA players, midgets and Jive’s fedora! She squirted everything back! All the food for the feast! And then dext, dexty himself, the dext ate her roast beast! Fahooforesdahoodores Welcome Christmas Come this way Welcome Christmas Kitt3n gagged, jolted awake in her computer chair. Dripping with sweat, thong wet, fingers sticking and flicking she came with great flair.Yes! Kitt3n loved Xmas!

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