DIRK:

I've been around this block twice

looking for something . . . a clue.

I've been looking for clues and something

led me back here . . . yeah . . . so here I am.

(beat)

Coulda been me who was at

Ringo's place when the ♥♥♥♥ went down . . .

(beat)

Hey . . . I know how it is . . . cause I been

there . . . we've all done bad things . . . .

We all have those guilty feelings in

our hearts . . . you wanna take your

brain out of your head and wash it and

scrub it and make it clean . . . well no.

(beat)

But I'm gonna help you settle this . . .

(beat)

First we're gonna check for holes,

see what we can find . . . then we're

gonna get nice and wet . . . so you're

gonna spread your legs . . .

(beat)

That's good . . . so you know me, you

know my reputation . . . thirteen

inches is a tough load, I don't

treat you gently . . . That's right:

I'm Brock Landers.

(beat)

So I'm gonna be nice and I'm gonna

ask you one more time . . .

(beat)

Where the ♥♥♥♥ is Ringo?

Dirk stands up, unzips his pants and lets his ♥♥♥♥ hang out. He looks at
the REFLECTION of it in the mirror;

DIRK

I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star.

I'm a star. I'm a star, I'm a big

bright shining star.

He puts his ♥♥♥♥ back in his pants, does a final karate kick and walks out
of the room, closing the door behind him.