+rep lets me ruin every game they play and keeps inviting me back

@splonttrew this guy speaking ♥♥♥♥...

guy below me sucks ass at mordhau (team F superiority)

hay dude haha

Heyyy, its the pizza guy from last night! You might not recognise my steam profile because the pic is me and Elvis Presley from the cult classic game series Payday haha. I found your profile from the name on your order! Its almost like it was meant to be haha.

I also couldnt help but notice you were playing playstation.... By the nine, a girl as cute as you? A gamer?!?!? Ive always wanted a girl I could share my life, soul, and console with.... A 'player 2' if you will.... i'm going to gamestop tomorrow to talk with the guys who work there..... want to come along? we could make it 'co-op' haha (:

10 egyptillion egyptian warriors make my frontal lobe disintegrate~!!!!!