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If messi has million number of fans i am one of them . if messi has ten fans i am one of them. if messi have only one fan and that is me . if messi has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against the messi, i am against the world. i love #messi till my last breath.. .. Die Hard fan of messi . Hit Like If you Think messi Best player & Smart In the world

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

My wife and I came here with the kids. Ordered a sirloin well-done. Had a little pink and my wife wanted to send it back but I was like "nah honey its not worth the bother" because I actually don't mind a little pink.

My kid accidently stabbed my other kid with a fork, and the waiter was surprisingly undisturbed. I can only assume kids stab each other here often. Thats none of my business though.

The napkins were half-ply. We complained and they had Moes re-ply them.

My wife got the cobb-salad. I hate salad so I'm sure it was disgusting.

8/10 stars, I'd eat here again.