Fondled my balls, calls me a kitten even though im clearly not, and forces me to fart on command.
+rep would get fondled again

Why are Chess Players so Racist???
Every time I hear a chess player talk about race, they always say stuff like “I’m so glad that I am white this game” or “He was black, so he didn’t stand much of a chance that game”. Seriously, what is up with this blatant racism guys??? It’s getting so bad I am even hearing this sort of $hit from some Indian players as well. Your color doesn’t mean anything, you are still the same person bro!!

Pushed me off a cliff, stole my jar of pickles, and threatened to burn down my house.
+rep would hang out again.

in my sleep he managed to clog all my toilets, steal my fortnite action figures and put 10 tabs of LSD down my throat
+rep for having nice ankles

Thanks, you aswell :)

May the creator accept your good deeds, and bless you and your loved one with prosperity, joy, peace, and happiness on the joyous occasion of Eid. May the blessing of the creator never leave your side. May this holy festival endow your sacrifice with good health and harmony. May the prayers of all faiths around the world be heard and granted. Wishing you the heartiest Eid-ul-Adha Mubarak.