You find yourself before the profile of the great Art Vandelay! many have not made it this far, You set your camp 3 miles near it and at the break of dawn you decide to continue your journey
What will you do, Press

A: You offer him salted kettle chips and befriend the exotic art
B: You make a trap and wait in the bushes as the night falls
C: Turn around from where you came

You chose
A: He accepts your salted ketlle chips and befriend the exotic art
B: Nothing happend since the great Art can't be tricked
C: You die due lack of nutrions caused by explosive diarreia

If you chose A, you are able to continue the adventure.

you have befriended the exotic Art, he has granted you one wish as a result of the quality kettle chips which you offered him. What do you choose,
Press

A: A free 30 day trial for a premium ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ membership
B: The cake you are certain of which you where certain off that it was not juist a lie
C: A friend request

You chose
A: You die as a result of bloodloss by Penile Rupture caused by intense masterbating over an extensive amount of time
B: You find out that the cake off which you where certain off that it was not a lie was indeed a lie and commit suicide because you could not handle the truth
C: He accepts your friend request and you both live happily ever after.

If you chose C, you are able to continue your adventure

You are now at the end of your Journey, now with the great Art at your side.

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