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26 of 50 (52%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 1:43pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 2:13pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2017 @ 2:37pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2017 @ 1:55pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2017 @ 2:11pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 1:37pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2019 @ 10:35am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2019 @ 1:01pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked Aug 29, 2017 @ 8:16am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 2:50pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 2:00pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2017 @ 2:12pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 12:10pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2017 @ 3:09am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Aug 29, 2017 @ 8:20am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2017 @ 8:06am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2017 @ 3:24am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Aug 29, 2017 @ 8:17am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2017 @ 8:50am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked Aug 29, 2017 @ 8:16am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2019 @ 2:30pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2017 @ 8:33am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 1:51pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 12:29pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2017 @ 2:23pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2017 @ 10:02am



Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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